She met her vet last week… got spayed, micorchipped, shot and groomed. My Doctors office should be this nice… seriously.
Since she’s been home she’s rested

Watched cats on YouTube

And is feeling well enough to snack

She met her vet last week… got spayed, micorchipped, shot and groomed. My Doctors office should be this nice… seriously.
Since she’s been home she’s rested

Watched cats on YouTube

And is feeling well enough to snack

I just inheireted my daughters Chihuahua… Spike. Pictures to follow.
Yesterday I spent $60.00 on a new wardrobe for him as I thought his “old” clothes were too cutsie.
Tonight I’m making his myspace page. I’m working on his profile right now, but I’m having trouble keeping his sunglasses on.
Really….
As I move closer to ‘reverse puberty’ I’ve discovered that KY is sheer genius!
Some time ago, I ran out of the good old fashioned stuff in the white tube. Feeling adventuresome I bought the warming KY (I’m more than a little sad that “warming KY” is my idea of adventurous these days… but that’s another post).
Secretly, I was looking forward to the “warming” part, after all who doesn’t like to be warm? We broke out the new fancy bottle with the silk screened label, the exciting warming enhancement lies immanently ahead…
And
FIRE!!!
Either I’m allergic to it or the warming effect is caused by something like cayenne pepper. It was like having my privates maced (I’m guessing here, I have no personal knowledge of what maced privates would actually be like).
Time passes… and last night I get out the plain, boring, tried and true, unflavored, unheated, unseasoned KY.
Husb and I are talking and I mention that the “old stuff” (referring to the KY, not to either he or I personally) is quite cold and perhaps I should invent something… maybe like those “glade plug-ins”, a KY tube holder that plugs into an outlet to take the chill off… maybe we could combine it with an air freshener or a night light!!
I’ll never be able to hear the “Plug it in, plug it in” jingle without laughing now!
The good news? *This* might just be the baby boomer’s latest “pet rock” invention.
The bad news? *This* was foreplay.
Found in ‘my comments’ today:
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I’m going to leave this post at the top for a while to get input. New stuff will be below it (but life is kind of boring right now, nothing new to post anyway!)

We have been asked to present (at Williamette University) in a discrimination seminar.
Amy (my other piercer/manager) and I have 1.5 hours to discuss discrimination as it relates to body piercing and tattoo, and I would like your input… I’d actually like to print your responses and use them in the presentation.
I’d like to know in either an employment situation (as an employer, customer or employee) how you react or respond to piercings and/or tattoos.
The same for a social situation or casual setting such as passing someone in the mall, sitting next to them on a bus, seeing at a party)?
Does your opinion vary if a tattoo is small vs someone who has many visible tattoos. Do you draw a distinction between someone who has an upper cartilage piercing vs stretched ear lobes or a facial piercing?
Do you make assumptions about those who have visible body art without knowing them?
What are your first impressions of someone with piercings or tattoos, if any. Does it matter if you are in a social setting, a work setting, a customer, or simply passing someone on the street?
How do you feel about body modification in general?
Should tattoos/piercing be an employment qualifier in and of it self?
Which jobs should someone with visible piercings/tattoo’s be excluded from?
What jobs should they be hired for?
Do you think those with tattoos/piercings are under or uneducated, unclean, drug users, of a questionable background (as a gut reaction)?
Do you think discrimination in this area exists or is a problem?
Is your opinion different today than it was say, 5 or 10 years ago?
Does the problem lie with people who have piercings and tattoo’s? Is there an “attitude” within them that causes the discrimination? ie, without the attitude, the art wouldn’t be a problem.
No need to answer these specific questions, they are just food for thought, if you don’t mind though, any input you can offer would be appreciated, be honest (don’t have in the back of your mind that I’m tattooed/pierced… I really just want some unbiased opinions from a wide geographical base, anons are welcomed).
Copy and past entries from your blog (e-mail-letters-writtings) at *this link right here* and it will make a calculated guess as to your gender.
I copied and pasted every entry currently showing on my blog… verbally, I’m “male” possibly of European decent.
The Gender Guesser was designed in part to help profile *on-line anonymity*
How accurate was yours?
Downtown get’s noisy, so sometimes I wear ear plugs to bed…

So the last time the grandmonster came over, he wandered into our room and came out, chewing on something. Papa (husb) asked him what he had in his mouth… he promptly spit out an ear plug and proclamed “This candy is icky Papa!”
Check out some of these urban myths and truths!

The New World Health Organization issues this warning:
“Botox use, even on an occasional basis can lead to a significant increase in googling the following terms: augmentation, blepharoplasty, abdominoplasty, collagen and rhytidectomy. The active middle aged are particularily prone to wasting their time on this type of research rather than using their remaining “good” years finishing knitting projects and organizing old photos.”
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Seriously… if this is the beginning of a mid-life crisis, I’ve decided *this* is less stressful than an affair and cheaper than a new sport’s car!
Hey… at least I’m letting you watch!
Since I’m not really a tagger, if you haven’t done it yet… feel free to grab it!
1. FIRST NAME?
Emily.
2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
The “Emmy awards” or so I’ve heard
3. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?
Yesterday, good tears though.
4. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Yes.
5. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Pastrami.
6. KIDS?
5 (4 daughters and a son ages 27-20), one grandson and a few blog-kids.
7. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
I’d like to think so…
8. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL?
This is it, baby.
9. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?
Who me??? *bats eyes* NooOOoooo!
10. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
Nope.
11. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
Not even for large sums of money.
12. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
Honey Bunches of Oats.
13. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
Most of my shoes don’t have laces… even if they do, um… no.
14. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG?
I think, I think I’m stronger than I really am. Physically and mentally.
15. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Lactose free vanilla bean with carmel AND hot fudge topping…
16. SHOE SIZE?
9 (or 41…) They have grown a full size since I stopped wearing cheap shoes… now they’re fat and happy.
17. RED OR PINK?
Red.
18. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?
Physically? My front teeth… I need to get those fixed but I’m a dentist-a-phobe.
19. WHAT DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
Not much really… I think overall, I’ve been blessed beyond what I deserve.
20. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU?
Anyone who want’s to.
21. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
Denim shorts, no shoes.
22. LAST THING YOU ATE?
Cinnibon cinnamon roll.
23. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
David Letterman.
24. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
Black. Not because it’s dark, because in tattooing, it’s the outline. The outline is often overlooked, but it defines the beautiful colors beside it.
25. FAVORITE SMELL?
Fresh. Fresh baked bread, freshly mown lawn, fresh ocean air…. you get it!
26. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Daughter #2.
27. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO?
The eyes… windows to the soul and all…
28. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?
I stole it… I like the blog-person I stole it from…
29. FAVORITE DRINK?
Water… Oh, flavored? Diet/caffine free cola.
30. FAVORITE SPORT?
Shopping… it should be in the olympics.
31. HAIR COLOR?
Almost black with honey brown peek-a-boo streaks (according to my hair-dresser).
32. EYE COLOR?
Brown w/ green flecks.
33. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
No.
34. FAVORITE FOOD?
Pasta.
35. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING?
Happy endings.
36. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
Grrr…. it was *just* last week, it was really good, I cried. I can’t remember the damn name, but there was a girl in it, and maybe some cars… You’ve really got to see it!
37. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
Grey.
38. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Summer (fall really, but that wasn’t part of the question)
39. HUGS OR KISSES?
Depends on who.
40. FAVORITE DESSERT?
Cream Brulee.
41. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
? anyone who want’s to.
42. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
?Those who don’t want to.
43. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING?
Strange Piece of Paradise by Terri Jentz.
44. WHAT’S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
No mouse, no pad.
45. WHAT DID YOU WATCH LAST NIGHT ON TV?
Court TV, forensic files… ??? some other stuff, usually it’s just background noise.
46. FAVORITE SOUNDS?
Laughter.
47. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?
Ooh, that’s tough, it depends on my mood.
49. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
*blushing* so I’ve been told
50. WHEN AND WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
Spokane Washington, May 3, 1962, 1972